So, here I am - reading some of the headlines via MSN and low and behold this gem jumps out at me:
“McDonald’s wrapper  trips NFLer”

I was like, “What!?” imagining some food paper floating into the stadium and a football player tripping on it. Which, in itself would be silly and not really worth reporting.

However, the news article from FOX Sports said:

The physical Denver wide out will have his arm in a cast for at least two weeks after slipping on a fast food wrapper, NFL.com reported. When he slipped, Marshall reached his arm out to brace his fall and it went through a TV entertainment center. That injury required stitches.

So, apparently if you’re a rich NFL player you get in the news for being a clumsy idiot and tripping over the crap all over your floor and falling into a television. I’m extremely clumsy and fall all the time, but I don’t make headlines.

“So for the next couple of days I’m going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that McDonalds bag to take me down and send me through the entertainment center.”